Character Tweets from Solstice!

Today I've got some fun character tweets from the characters of P.J. Hoover's novel Solstice!

Solstice by P.J. Hoover: Characters That Tweet (very badly)

TIME: Before the first big storm

Chloe: @piper it's hot as hell out here

Piper: @chloe it's been hotter 

Chloe: @piper when?

Piper: @chloe maybe last week

Piper: @chloe wait, my mom just told me a heat bubble is coming

Chloe: @piper I told you it was hot

Piper: @chloe we should go inside

Chloe: @piper we'll be fine.

Time: During the ice storm

Piper: @shayne There's ice falling from the sky

Shayne: @piper that's hail.

Piper: @shayne what's hail?

Shayne: @piper hail. It's like frozen rain.

Piper: @shayne what if it hit someone over the head?

Shayne: @piper it would probably kill them. You should go inside.

Piper: @shayne but I want to watch the hail

Piper: @shayne oh, that hurt

Piper: @shayne won't the roads be slippery?

Shayne: @piper yes. People are going to die.

TIME: During hurricane

Chloe: @piper the wind is blowing

Piper: @chloe that's a hurricane

Chloe: @piper you're overreacting. There's no hurricane

Piper: @chloe half your roof just blew off.

Chloe: @piper I didn't notice

Piper: @chloe that's because you're flipped out crazy. You stuck nails in all the mirrors.

Chloe: @piper I got distracted

Piper: @chloe you got delusional

Chloe: @piper you're just jealous

Piper: @chloe of...

Chloe: @piper Reese. Shayne. You name it. You've always been jealous of me.

TIME: Before the electrical storm

Reese: @piper have you missed me?

Piper: @reese I haven't thought about you at all

Reese: @piper why do you keep sniffing the air?

Piper: @reese I'm not sniffing the air

Reese: @piper I see you. I hear you. You are sniffing the air.

Piper: @reese maybe in your dreams

Reese: @piper maybe you should stop fighting your feelings. I have been waiting for you a long time.

TIME: During electrical storm

Piper: @chloe wait. Don't go too close to the edge

Chloe: @piper you know I was supposed to die

Piper: @chloe no you weren't. Just step back. Please?

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P.J. Hoover first fell in love with Greek mythology in sixth grade thanks to the book Mythology by Edith Hamilton. After a fifteen year bout as an electrical engineer designing computer chips for a living, P.J. decided to take her own stab at mythology and started writing books for kids and teens. P.J. is also a member of the Texas Sweethearts & Scoundrels. When not writing, P.J. spends time with her hunsband and two kids and enjoys practicing Kung Fu, solving Rubik's cubes, and watching Star Trek. Her first novel for teens, Solstice, takes place in a Global Warming future and explores the parallel world of mythology beside our own. Her middle grade fantasy novels, The Emerald Tablet, The Navel of the world, and The Necropolis, chronicle the adventures of a boy who discovers he's part of two feuding worlds hidden beneath the sea.